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Job Interview
We've all had job interviews, and it's a sure bet they've all gone pretty much the same way. The interviewer throws some predictable questions at us, and we answer with the same faux I-didn't-read-these-responses-online modesty. For once, let's make the interview process fun.
Q: In two words, how would your previous coworkers describe you?
A: Turgid. Insatiable.
Q: And in two words, how would your most previous boss describe you?
A: Majestic. Flammable.
Q: What do you feel is your greatest strength?
A: Helpfulness. Speediness. Self reliance. Compassion. Drive. As you can see, I'm really good at making lists.
Q: What would you say is your greatest weakness?
A: Breasts. I'd do anything for a peek at some boobs. I'd move to a different state for a set of titties. You can have anything of mine you want. You can have my left hand, as long as it's copping a breast when you lop it off.
