Essays

I take it to the maximum.

You learn at an early age that a towel pinned around your neck does not necessarily give you the ability to fly.

I, for one, feel fine.

We're well beyond hand-eye coordination here. We're deep into mental therapy and nostalgic euphoria.

Can better any medicine under the sun.

There is a Rush song here, but I bet it's not the one you think.

Asphalt Adventure: 3 bands and a wrist band.

Advice monster.com is too chicken to share.

Asphalt adventure in Asheville: a parking lot sideshow.

Rainbow nurses me back to health.

Memories.

The proper way to wish Harry a happy holiday.

Bob shatters the illusion of integrity the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame attempts to maintain.

This song had it coming.

How you can celebrate the birth of everyone's favorite alternative icon.

For all the atrocities done for my benefit, I say thanks.

Bob teaches oddballs everywhere how to fit in at the office.