Does all the things a phone shouldn't.

• Yard Work
• Dental Work
• Plumber's Helper
• Psychic Friend
• Corrects Your Grammar
• Kills the Germs that Cause Bad Hair

The last phone you'll ever use.

It deflates*, incubates, replicates, defibrillates, domesticates, ovulates, disintegrates, narrates, masticates, mitigates, resuscitates, regenerates, desegregates, masturbates, defecates, and watergates.

*Inflates with optional attachment (sold separately)